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Notes From The Trenches
by Eddie Havoc
This
is the first of what I hope will be a series of columns about ...
stuff. Obviously, stuff as I see it.
I'm not really about reviewing bands, but as a member of MediaCrime,
I'll be looking at things from the perspective of an original musician.
I specify original, because, aside from covers, tributes, weddings,
club dates, etc., being in an original rock band has its own singular
set of circumstances.
Those of you who are over, say, 25 years of age, may have noticed
that today's climate (and I don't just mean war & terrorism,
okay?) is ... well ... not as much fun. It seems that there is an
actively functioning "anti-fun faction." Go back a decade
or so - hell, make it two and Roslyn; that's right folks; Roslyn,
NY was one of the fun places to be. Ask anyone who was there about
My Fathers' Place alone not to mention about four or five other
places, most with live music and (remember it?) partying.
Admittedly, gas was much cheaper and the "hidden checkpoints
in occupied Poland" atmosphere on the roads was not as prevalent.
You were still supposed to designate a driver. But now, if you're
spending a week's salary on cable or satellite TV (on TV!?) or several
hours wages on a movie or ... well, people end up staying home;
a lot. Not to mention being shooed outside in all manner of weather
if one wants to smoke.
Oh yeah! Let me say it; as it applies specifically to bars and
nightclubs, the smoking ban is wrong. For nigh on to 230 years,
American bar & club owners have dutifully paid taxes and licensing
fees on their establishments.
Establishments where people went to smoke and drink (and see live
music, right?). At least two of these pastimes are not too healthy.
Neither are rugby, bike riding (you could crash), sky diving, using
sharp implements ... you get the drift. Furthermore, the taxes levied
on liquor, tobacco and gasoline constitute a hefty chunk of the
federal, state and local budget, hmmm.
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So the taxes that the bar & club owners have been paying (and
I'll bet they haven't gone down!) are partly going toward their
own oppression (or so I've heard some say). It all started when
Mayor Bloomberg "did" NYC, then Nassau and Westchester
went, then the whole state. Not once were "we the people"
asked to vote on this issue. There was a lot of talk about "level
playing fields" and "polling results."
Believe it or not, I've actually got a few friends who are ...
yup ...
Republicans (other than that they're great guys). They told me that
since statistics indicated that people were in favor of this there
would be no official, party sanctioned opposition. The same with
Democrats (yeah, yeah, they're good guys too – but ...).
Meanwhile, my own observations indicated otherwise. No one I spoke
to, smoker or non-smoker, was in favor of this legislation. So what
about the stats? A friend of mine in the legal profession [GASP!]
cleared up the confusion. The polls sited were known as "push
polls." These are surveys that are carefully worded so that
the respondent is compelled to respond in the way the info is gatherer
wants. Reagan sent one over to me on nuclear power in the 1980s.
After some recreational mind mellowing, some friends and I drew
up our own "push poll" and wrote back saying, "if
you answer ours, then we'll answer yours," which he never did.
From the band standpoint, its hard to get the regulars, walk-ins
and punters at the places we used to play in NYC to turn into fans.
Because their numbers are decimated by the near prohibitive of going
out in the "new NYC." Oh yeah, don't get a parking ticket
and ... clean air? in metro New York!?
If the owner wants to prohibit an activity, well that's up to him;
isn't it? I'd rather have a law saying that the band had to step
outside rather than half the audience. It is understandable with
offices, food serving
establishments, movie theatres, etc. Fine! But really, a clean polite,
smoke-free CBGBs? Nah!
If you agree with me, use that computer and deluge the politicians
with emails or letters (I did and at least one reply was pretty
funny). If you're discussing the idea and think I'm wrong, good.
At least we're discussing and thinking. And vote! Let the politicians,
local as well as national know it. Why should creepy special interest
guys have all the fun?
– later
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